Question: Spiritually curious, without causing personal injury to anyone, what would be your perfect crime?

(Posted by: ask a mexican - hola weedolas! on 2010-04-26 15:22:52)

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Posted by: Kathy lots of greatness on 2010-04-26, 15:23:59

Pooping in an officers hat

Posted by: KAL on 2010-04-26, 15:25:49

I loved what Bill Murray did in Groundhog Day...just walking off with a bag full of money from an armored truck.

Posted by: \/\/3b | on 2010-04-26, 15:27:21

I would be the man who ruled the world, unseen, unknown, but undeniably influential. Your unknown ruler demands more cuties. Send me Selena Gomez when she turns 18 and maybe I'll overlook what fast food has done to America.

Posted by: streetlamp soliloquy on 2 beers on 2010-04-26, 15:29:00

I would tunnel under my local Bank of Scotland. clear the bitches out. the bastards have taken too much of my hard earned in bank charges. even though it was customers taxes that bailed them out.

Posted by: TattooMom and the Pope-ettes on 2010-04-26, 15:38:38

Convincing Tom Cruise I need $5M and a personal maid and Nanny, in the name of scientology, of course.

Posted by: Solstice & The Girls on 2010-04-26, 20:12:36

I would somehow make myself insanely wealthy, while at the same time causing pain, embarrassment, hives, hemorrhoids and hammer toes to tea-baggers everywhere. I'm still working on the method...