Question: Who was the first to patent god? how long does the patent last?

(Posted by: iampretty on 2010-03-22 19:19:34)

I know you asked a very important question that must be investigated further. i was first to ask patents about athetits!!!

Posted by: Ryan on 2010-03-22, 19:20:34

I just asked if a company can patent God. Totally copied me brah.

Posted by: Desire Ecstacy on 2010-03-22, 19:21:05

Get a year supply of food if you can.

Posted by: PC User Mk II on 2010-03-22, 19:22:09

On my first account, I asked about copyrighting God. One guy caught on and said "But you can't copyright an idea. "

Posted by: TheGodlessBastard on 2010-03-22, 19:22:44

His first patent was for black bean dip. The patent expired in 328 B.C.

Posted by: olderman on 2010-03-22, 19:23:13

I'd be fit as a fiddle, I could solve any riddle if I ___ ___ _____

Posted by: FastNFurious on 2010-03-22, 19:23:41

It probably lasts 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000... you get the picture.

Posted by: Kel on 2010-03-22, 19:35:19

Babylon was probably the first.. Since they believed in one supreme "God " named Marduk.. The others later copied the idea, for it proved to be an effective control mechanism. The Babylonians got pissed when some other civilizations copied the idea.. However, those thieves who copied the idea had devised an ingenious plan to steal the patent.. they demonized Babylon by saying that Marduk is the devil/ false god, and that their own supreme god is destined to crush all false gods.. From then on, Babylon has been the designated boogieman that everyone should hate and destroy.. This belief still applies today. So apparently, the patent only lasts as long as the existence of the empire that created it.. When that empire crumbles, the supreme god that it worships inevitably becomes the demon figure of the religion that supplants it.. Read you history books.

Posted by: God on 2010-03-22, 19:38:23

NOBODY; HOWEVER, NABISCO PATENTED CHEEZITS, THINE SON.